A Fine Contribution to the
Evolution of English Language
by my best pal, Jen Bartell

Fertality  fur tal itty (n.) to cause pregnancy (adv.)
one's ability to become pregnant

Infertality  in fur tal itty (n.) past tense, caused sterility

Conspiricism  kon speer is ism (n.)
a conspiracy, to "perform a conspiricism"

Grazzly Beard Handler  (inproper noun) midwest flannel
shirt-wearing big pick-up driving Grizzly-Adams moreon who refuses to use cruise control

Hyber-Speed  the opposite of Hyper-Speed

Rustificial  russ tee fishel (n.) one who puts forth immense effort to project coolness to disguise the actual total lack of any coolness whatsoever. s. not genuine, s. a major disappointment. Term originates from a specific disgusting individual named Rusty from times past.

Constracted  kon strack did (adj.) a derivative of the word constricted, such as when an automated seat belt of a 1991 Plymouth Laser wraps itself around one's neck while attempting to wedge one's drunk ass into the vehicle.

Disenchantiated  diss en chant ee-ate-ed (adj.) used by Bart when attempting intellectual criticism of my overall attitude toward socialization with people from high school in local bars.

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
Outstanding, especially for football
fans & prisoners of cube farms!




Despair, Inc; I just simply LOVE these.
I also recommend his management videos.





Shocking! Why this cracks me up I can't tell you, but it does, over and over again.